I need a house!

Well, not to live in, but to shoot in.

I need a house that has a June / Ward Cleaver-style dining room and/or living room.
Tacky wallpaper, old-style architecture. You know, like a TV set. I need it within the next two weeks.
Any leads you may have for a house in Honolulu, please let me know: cheyne@firebirdphoto.com